My body hates me and I’m starting to hate it right back. If it’s not mental stuff, it’s physical. I’m looking at you right now, lactose intolerance and blood sugar problems. Not to mention my traitorous son-of-a-bitch kidney. I think there’s a mutiny going on in here. Body, you’re not allowed to make multiple problems for me at once; pick your problems and put...
raspberrying: “What are your hobbies??? What do you do for fun? Do you play any sports??!?”
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
hebrew: hey so we know you need the vowels to figure out which word this is but we're just gonna leave them out anyway idk we just like to fuck with you
korean: different ways to say it because of honorifics, depends on your age, position, if their single or not, if he is old and was in the military
filipino: just curse a lot
[[MORE]] I’m terrified. I never thought that something like this could happen to Mom. She was the family rock—you needed anything, needed to know anything, you would go to her. She was strong and able to take anything that was thrown at her. So thinking that she would have a stroke was just unimaginable. That was something that happened to old folks, not Mom. I was more okay before I...
So I'm having my first all-nighter
Mom’s in the hospital from a stroke. Doctors come in at 6am tomorrow, and she can’t have an MRi until then. Zach has work tomorrow, so Jim had to pick me up at 1am and we got into Fayetteville about 20mins ago. But if I sleep now, I won’t want to get back up, and we plan on leaving for the hospital around 5am. And I don’t think I could really sleep well anyways. So...
Deredere: I wonder if senpai will notice me if I make him bento today!
Tsundere: I-it's not like I want senpai to notice me or anything...! He isn't that cool anyway!
Yandere: Senpai! I removed your girlfriend who was in the way of our fated love. Will you notice me now? Why won't you notice me, senpai!?
Dandere: I don't think senpai would notice me anyway, so it doesn't matter...
Kuudere: I don't really care whether senpai notices me or not.
Himedere: If senpai wants me to notice him, he better kneel down and lick my shoes.
Thugdere: Senpai a bitch ass nigga anyway, thats why I stole that niggas wallet
i hate being sick
why did i have to get the flu two days after finals week ended even after seeing a doctor and taking meds since sunday, i can’t eat anything and can barely drink anything. can’t stand up, can barely sit up, can’t even focus on tv or anything mind-numbing because that’s too hard. got distracted three times trying to write this stupid post. charley-cat doesn’t want...
JIM HENSON I think Ms. Rand and my character Oscar the Grouch would have a...– Jim Henson and Ayn Rand, along with Yoko Ono and Sidney Nolan, converse on ARPANET, 1976 (via antoine-roquentin)